when you high at the dinner table
and your mom ask you to pass the collard greens
and you give her the mashed potatoes
where am i
pros of werewolf boyfriend:
- happy with any present as long as its chewable
- very very excited to see you after any period of time apart
- will lie in your bed and keep you warm whenever you take a nap
- growls at jerks, may eat them
cons of werewolf boyfriend:
- absolutely nothing
im sorry but no
cons of werewolf boyfriend:
- shedding all over your house
- dealing with your family giving you crap for dating someone who’s “essentially half-animal that’s just weird”. I don’t care who you are, somebody in your family ain’t down with that.
- monster hunters showing up in your neighborhood trying to skin your man alive
- can’t have no silver in the house ever
- since y’all wanna act like werewolves are big human puppies imma go ahead and say no chocolate
- i hope you don’t like cats bruh
- i hope you got money because you WILL be restocking that fridge on a regular basis
- A WHOLE NEW BRAND OF SOCIAL JUSTICE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE IMPROPER REPRESENTATION OF WEREWOLVES IN WESTERN MEDIA I DON’T THINK I’M READY FOR THAT.
Well, let’s have a 21 year old woman explain it:
-Rape is not regretting a one night stand.
-Rape is not when you change your mind afterwards.
-Rape is not when a “creepy” guy tries to talk to you.
-Rape doesn’t happen to just women, nor is it committed by just men.
-Claiming a false rape for whatever reason is a crime and only makes matters worse for actual rape victims.
Rape is when one person forces another person to perform or engage in sexual acts, regardless of gender.
What if that grey-faced man with a $2 haircut was raped repeatedly in prison? Can he then tell you what rape is, or will you dismiss him based on his appearance? What about the 8 year-old boy that was repeatedly raped by an adult female 50 times? Can he tell you what rape is, or will you also dismiss him because he has a penis and therefore doesn’t know what rape is because after all, men can’t be raped.
Yeah, well as for poor poor men being raped in prison, who is raping those men? OTHER FUCKING MEN. So you can throw that lame ass argument in the toilet and watch it go swirly. Men don’t walk around worried women are going to rape them. Don’t be such a whiny prick.
so you are perfectly fine if men are raped as long as they were raped by men. That’s a disgusting attitude you have, you also have an inaccurate idea about this situation. Women rape, especially teenage boys in juvenile hall.
Women raping boys in juvenile hall
Women raping everywhere else.
“Elizabeth Moss, 31, is a choir director at Chestnut Oaks Middle School and was charged with 2nd-degree criminal sexual misconduct with a minor”
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"Simi Valley, California teacher, Malia Brooks is currently on trial for admitting to engaging in sexual intercourse with one of her sixth grade students this past year. "
“Leah Gayle Shipman, 42, faced several charges, including statutory rape and taking indecent liberties with a student , from her 2009 arrest, that led to her ouster from Brunswick County Academy, according to WECT.”
" Researchers have studied this very thing, in fact. A study in the Archives of Sexual Behavior found that “the belief that it is impossible for males to respond sexually when subjected to sexual molestation by women is contradicted” and it also corroborated “previous research indicating that male sex response can occur in a variety of emotional states, including anger and terror.” Much as woman can experience lubrication and even achieve orgasm during rape, men’s physiological response can act independent of consent or desire — and in neither case does it make it any less rape-y.”
"Twenty-four-year-old Carrie Miller of Tecumseh, Nebraska is charged with sexual assault and enticement through electronic devices. According to court documents, Miller is accused of having sexual contact with the boy approximately 50-60 times in the fall of 2012."
"Sumter County sheriff’s deputies say 31-year-old music teacher Elizabeth Moss had inappropriate sexual contact with a 13-year-old student at Chestnut Oaks Middle School. Authorities say they are investigating whether she also sexually assaulted other students."
"Luminita Perijoc, 31, told a Romanian court she was on strong medication when she dragged her victim, Nicolae Stan, into her apartment at knifepoint. Stan, 31, was delivering wine to Perijoc’s home in Tulcea, eastern Romania, before the attack in 2012.
She threatened him with a 4-inch blade as she undressed him, then demanded intercourse and oral sex, according to The Mirror. But when Stan wouldn’t continue, she stabbed him six times. He managed to escape to her bathroom, where he called police.”
Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?
this scares me a little
alice - I don’t know anybody named alice so eff that noise
bail - okay see now that’s racist i’ve never been to prison why you assume i need bail
coke - I DON’T DO DRUGS EITHER WTF
pogo - yo i wouldn’t mind getting a pogo stick tho
mali - that’s a country. wtf do i want that’s in mali this post wack
So I punched this white woman out, then the paramedics pulled up across the street. On their way over to her, this woman accidentally hit one of them with her car. Both paramedics proceeded to pull her out of her car and beat her to death. Then they came over to save this other woman’s life.
This game is amazing.